Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Todd
A Pactiv auditor, got a wife with a killer bod,
Then one day he received an unexpected check,
So he went to phone and said what the heck.
Old insurance money that is. Extra clams, big fat green.
Well the first thing you know ol Todd wants a TV,
Then Ky said "Get a dishwasher for me"
Patti said "Best Buy's gotta friend of mine you need to see"
So they loaded up the kids and went to the city.
Chicago that is. Home of the Cubbies, the windy city.
Well now Best Buy said "Sold out" and sent them off to Sears.
Sears said "Come on in and buy your TV here"
Ky was not happy 'bout spendin' the money,
But Todd walked outta Sears with a ginormous TV.
Plasma that is. 50 inches, Samsung.
Y'all come by and watch it sometime, y'hear?.
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