Brain Farts

So twice in the last few days I have noticed some grammar and spelling errors in my dear blog.

First, the whole bate thing that Turbo refuses to let me live down. Ok, so it's bait. I know. I knew then too. It just didn't make it from my brain to the blog correctly.

Now rite of passage. Put it in a comment as right of passage, read my cousins blog this morning using the correct terms. Ugh, did it again.

I have no excuse as to why I keep doing this.

I'm tired. Yeah, have been for months. It's nothing new.

I'm typing with Lucy on my lap half of the time. Again, doin' that for a while now. (4 months tomorrow!)

I'm certainly not the best speller. Todd has teased me about that for ages. He used to make me spell words out loud. Just to make me practice. Instead it made me mad (and even more dependent on spell checker). Who the hell cares how you spell Jeopardy? Just turn the damn channel and let me watch Alex work his magic.

God knows I'm no grammar queen. Who the crap used my shampoo? Whom should I blame for it spilling all over the floor? I took English 101 in college. And passed it. They even let me graduate. As far as I'm concerned, I know enough to make me look like a moderately intelligent human being. Most of the time.

Whatever the current reason, I must relay to all of you (my devoted 6 or 7 readers) that I am by no means perfect. Nor am I a moron (as Todd suggested). Just doing my blogger thing for fun. Not earning a grade anymore, just gabbing about my life. And misspelling half of it.