A Conversation With Rex

Last night Turbo had a little talk with Rex about growing up.

It went sort of like this...

Turbo: Hey Rex, where are you going to live when you grow up?

Rex: In a house. A really big house. Because I am going to buy a really big house because I will be really rich and I will live in it by myself.

T: Are you going to get married?

R: Yes.

T: How are you going to meet a girl?

R: I will go to her house and get her. I will blindfold her man and take him outside so he won't hear me steal her. Then I will get her and take her to my house. (There was more talk about tying him up and even some about how he would actually steal her, I don't remember the details so much because I was trying very hard not to laugh.)
Then she will buy a dress and I will get a wedding suit and we will have a party and then we will be married. (Thanks J&J, your wedding summed up any questions he had about how this works!)

T: Really...So you're going to take her? That's how you get a wife?

R: Yes.

T: What about being nice to her?

R: Oh, you could do that too.

T: Will you have any kids?

R: Yes.

T: Where will you get them?

R: I will go the doctor and they will give them to me.

T: That sounds about right.

While holding back giggles, I turned to Turbo and said maybe we should tell him to work on ladies that don't already have 'men'.